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Fat Scottish Monsters #2
by De-evolvinG on Nov 6, 2009 in Jabba Boyle La La-La La La-Laaaaa For reasons that will forever remain an unfathomable mystery, Fat (hairy) Scottish Monster #2 and Star Wars favourite Susan The Hut has been allowed to release an album. Whether evil sucker-of-Satan's cock and puppetmaster Simon Cowell is just cashin...

Those Latest Dog Breed Combinations
by The Ben Lomond Free Press on Nov 6, 2009 in Humour Pet Matters cockapoo hybrid dogs jackapoo labradoodle As regular readers know our dog here at Bigrab Towers is what I call a Staffrador – i.e. she’s a cross between a Staffordshire Bull Terrier and a exocet missile labrador. TBLFP contributor Smiler has a Labradoodle (originally these dogs w...

Fat Scottish Monsters #1
by De-evolvinG on Nov 5, 2009 in The Hour Is So Shite It Gave My Eyes Cancer Jabba McManus Ooh-Ooh Ooh Ooh-Ooh Ooh. For some reason that only those at STV (Shite Television) can fathom, their teatime programme, up against Channel 4's annoying Scouse homo Paul O'Awful and the BBC's geriatric tyrant Anne Veloceraptor and whatever shite 5's showing, The Hour is...

How Low Can TV Go?
by The Ben Lomond Free Press on Nov 5, 2009 in Hoaxes and Scams Humour In the Worst Possible Taste derek acorah michael jackson This is Derek Acorah. Who he? Well he is a medium. You know – he claims that he speaks to dead folk.Have you noticed the thing about dead folk talking through mediums is that they can communicate the minutest details except their names? “...

David Cameron Speaks
by The Ben Lomond Free Press on Nov 5, 2009 in Featured Videos david cameron elvis mcgonagall Channeled through Elvis McGonagall...

Chicks With Dicks
by De-evolvinG on Nov 4, 2009 in Glasgow (European City Of Culture in...er...honest, it was) has got this festival thing going called Glasgay! where the non-heteros, non-wife beaters and non-paedos get together and have lots of artsy-fartsy gay stuff going on. Not being of the Steph...