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Blog URL http://alecbeattie.blogspot.com
Located Clydebank, Dunbartonshire United Kingdom
Swearing, Stella and Squirrel Abuse
Latest Blog Posts
- Children In Need Of A Good Slap on Nov 20, 2009 in Geez Yer Money Ya Tight Cunt
Before you go mad any willingly gave away your hard-earned cash to some bozo dressed as a big, one-eyed bear, keep this in mind:It's for children. To paraphrase Ewan McGregor's character in Shallow Grave I'd give money to have the little buggers put...
- The Hand Of Frog on Nov 19, 2009 in Alors Tough Shit Pat Et Mick Ohh La La I Love To Cheat
Looks like the Irish (and some Scots and whoever their Italian manager can find to 'play' for them) is a bit miffed because some garlic-munching surrender-monkey team of donkey abusers from Frogland went and 'beat' them at the fitba':Thierry Henry, c...
- My First Christmas Card on Nov 18, 2009 in Ho Ho Ho Now I Have Your Christmas Money Santa Balls
Ironically was sent by those commie strike-monkeys at the Post Office:Er...nice one, Postman Trotsky. Getting your excuses in first before the deluge of complaints about "missing" cards that coincidently had money in them. No fucking problems getting...
- Choo-Choo Shittery on Nov 17, 2009 in The Lavvies On Choo-Choos Are Fucking Mankie Choo-Choos Are Crap anyway
Despite the fact that we've had negative inflation Scotrail (those responsible for the choo-choos) have decided to increase fares by an average of about 1.5%.I'm not all that bothered about the services Scotrail provides. They might think about some...
- Mankie Lavvies on Nov 16, 2009 in Dirty Mankie Bastards
The men's lavvie in Borders (other book-selling mankie-lavvie-having shops are available) on Buchanan Street in Glasgow has to be the worst in the entire universe. There's only one urinal, the lavvie cubicle is always out of order, there's no soap an...
- The Private Memoirs And Confessions Of A Dick on Nov 15, 2009 in Fans Of Proof Reading Will No Doubt Spot My Glaring Mistake
Oh fucking help ma fucking Boab.That's it.
- At The End Of A Hard Day's Soldiering... on Nov 14, 2009 in Gretchen Is So Fucking Mental The SAS Turned Her Down
You know what it's like, in downtown Kabul, after a tough shift.The dust, the heat, the flies. Carrying a pack that weighs a tonne, and a big, bloody rifle. Not to mention the blisters...Damn the blisters.And those little Taliban fuckers with their u...
