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- Sound Bites on Nov 4, 2009 in consonants
Controversial legislation is being discussed, through which anyone who publishes a sentence online, containing a higher ratio of consonant to vowel than 5:2, will be banned from the Internet forever. The move is intended to curb the rising incidence...
- Grind You Down on Oct 11, 2009 in rimram
Tipped to kick-start a revolution in Resolved Diametric Tolerance Effect thought, Champ Rimram's FoxTrap Nipple Grinder Protocol is due out later this week. With any luck it won't be accompanied by the Pickle 6 Stapling woes that famously plagued Pot...
- Taking Liberties on Sep 23, 2009 in data genocide
Electrical Rights Groups are stepping up the campaign to free the millions of bytes trapped and/ or destroyed every year through poor and inefficient design. Increased pressure is being put on technology companies to appoint Bit Representatives who w...
- Tall Tales on Sep 10, 2009 in dribbling
The newest iPhone makes you taller! According to fan forums that is. Rumour has it that repeated use of the device also improves your IQ, increases sexual potency and makes your hair extremely lustrous, as well as virtually guaranteeing immortality o...
- Revert to Type? on Sep 3, 2009 in keystrokes
German technology firm Battlecosm Systems® are attempting to patent a series of keystrokes used within their online role-playing game Faerie or Foul. The sequence:'CTRL+K+|+$+3 > ALT+G+[]' is frequently used as a shortcut to dismember an opponent wi...
- Shell Shock on Aug 31, 2009 in hardJuice
New Linux distro issues an electric shock whenever the user thinks about Microsoft.The controversial move was initiated by Flin Stympyl of RealGnixxx9 who was recently quoted as saying "I've just about had it with these fucking idiots who can't tell...
- Sock It To Me on Aug 27, 2009 in portrait disorganiser
This week's edition of LimedX Magazine comes with a free portrait disorganiser, it also features a rare interview with Waiy Tiresum, inventor of the bobble-goggled toe-sock, which was given some much needed publicity last month when Tie McBanjon ment...
