Brain Dead Air - Gossip
Blog URL http://braindeadgossip.blogspot.com/
Located Glasgow, Lanarkshire United Kingdom
Tags humour, gossip, spoof, spoof gossip, celebrity, urban myths, comedy
Spoof round-up of the latest gossip and whacky news stories.
Latest Blog Posts
- Not Present But Correct on Nov 4, 2009 in political correctness
In the latest installment of unfettered political correctness in the public media services, the popular TV personality Mike Bastcok has reportedly been sacked following complaints regarding recent revelations about his personal life choices. The news...
- Misty Memories? on Oct 11, 2009 in groin
A controversial new practice is to be introduced across the globe, whereby any human being who is unable to create an exact replica of pop-star Madonna's groin using only plasticine, tin foil and sandpaper, is to be put immediately to death. Commenti...
- He Said She Said on Sep 20, 2009 in morphostarshine
Hollywood pin-up Sallyandra Tapsmear has reportedly apologised for comments she made regarding the Rwandan genocide of the 1990s. Ms Tapsmear was quoted as having implied that the hundred of thousands murdered were actually being punished for failing...
- Monkey See on Sep 4, 2009 in eezytear
A leading advertising agency has defended a recent campaign featuring photographs in which, critics claimed, a 12 year old model 'appeared to have been gang-raped by a group of chimpanzees'. The agency has responded to complaints with the following s...
- Acting the Giddy Goat? on Sep 1, 2009 in goat
A Cornish woman is claiming to be carrying the child of the late great Dank Tampoke, beloved host of ITV's Saturday morning agricultural gameshow Get Your Goat, who died 23 years ago. Mr Tampoke presented a number of popular series during his career,...
- There's No Place Like Home on Aug 20, 2009 in exoskeleton
A well-known morris-dancing singer is said to have purchased a record-breaking new home this week. The 3760008 acre estate, situated at an undisclosed location, is equipped with 9 exoskeleton-themed bathrooms, a scale model of the Hindenburg which do...
- Slug It Out on Jul 28, 2009 in dancing
So we're still loving Madge Tarnish and her amazing dancing slug, right? Apparently not. It seems the pair have fallen out of favour with many fans after the discovery of an 'intense romantic drama' the lovebirds appeared in back in the day. Accordin...
