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Blog written by Blackpool based freelance writer and retired stand up comedienne Jamie Goodwin.

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www.jamiegoodwin.co.uk

Latest Blog Posts

  • I'm back on Sep 27, 2009 in Fibro Duck fun Tour Worldwide

    It may seem like I’ve been neglecting this blog of recent times, fear not bloggers. I have simply been busy on another project. As usual with all the projects I take on, it’s based around comedy and making people laugh.www.fibroduck.com has launc...

  • Random on Aug 20, 2009 in Bea Big Brother Divide south Spiders North Random

    (1) As we eagerly await the next Big Brother eviction, it’s odds on that Bea will go. I’m not saying I dislike her; but it’s been years since I’ve found myself screaming abuse at the television with such gusto. (2)I can confirm that the gr...

  • Peanuts protest vote on Aug 14, 2009 in Vets Pleading Cats Pilgrimage annual Cat Shit Booster

    It was time for the annual pilgrimage; capture both cats before whisking them to the vet for the yearly booster. This may sound like a fairly straight forward operation to non cat owners; I can assure you it’s anything but. Number one cat was easil...

  • Bloglanders !! on Aug 13, 2009 in Fibro Duck Comedy Tour Worldwide

    A certain Duck needs your help.... Please join the cause and help my mate Fibro Duck travel the world! Fibro Duck begs you to send the link to everyone you know and help him raise awareness and support for Fibromyalgia Click me to go to 'Fibro Duc...

  • Never get between a woman and her cheesecake on Aug 11, 2009 in Fridge Cheesecake Knife

    Today I made a simple to cook Bailey’s cheesecake; I left it in the fridge minding its own business. Suddenly ‘woman who I married’ decides she can’t wait any longer and simply must have some immediately. Next thing I know she’s hanging aro...

  • A1 on Jul 31, 2009 in M1 Toilets Chef A1 Little Restaurants police Cars.

    We spend a lot of our time on the A1; it’s marginally preferable to the M6, M1 alternative. The main difference I have noticed is you get more toilets on the A1. Sure they stink of piss just the same but there are more of them.The A1 is also litter...

  • Random drunks, on Jul 26, 2009 in Wine Randon Drunk Drink Barman Barmaid

    This is a long story so I’ll spread it between two posts. We had a friend visit us this week, doing the tourist thing we headed off in to town. We decided that as it was such a beautiful day, we’d sit outside a pub and have a couple of drinks. Th...