The Plastic Mancunian
Blog URL http://plasmanc.blogspot.com/
Located Manchester, Lancashire United Kingdom
Ramblings and rants about Life, The Universe and Anything really
Latest Blog Posts
- Am I An Alien? on Nov 22, 2009 in the Queen Aliens alien characteristics fashion food Blog
I think that I might be an alien.I was browsing the internet, you know, that amazing source of all human knowledge, when I came across an article that listed the traits, suggested by “experts”, that you, as a human being, should look out for when...
- We Are The Goon Squad And We're Coming To Town! on Nov 16, 2009 in clothes shopping fashion fashion show
Mrs PM uses a phrase that is almost guaranteed to make my teeth itch. The phrase is:It’s SO over!She uses it to inform me that my ideas, dress sense, musical taste, etc. are no longer in vogue. When I play a Def Leppard song she will say “Why are...
- Astrology For Pets on Nov 11, 2009 in libra cats tom and jerry pet horoscopes horoscopes pisces
My cats are fish.Actually, that absurd statement is slightly misleading. Allow me to clarify it; my cats, Jasper and Poppy are Piscean cats.When we acquired our cats, from the Cat Protection League, the woman who handed them over to us (after reading...
- Grumpiness Is Good For You on Nov 7, 2009 in rant Health grumpy Happiness
Normally I totally ignore crap that I hear on the news or read in the paper about how something is good or bad for you. Over the years, most of my guilty pleasures have been put aside in favour of health (both physical and mental).You find something...
- Remember, Remember The Fifth Of November on Nov 3, 2009 in V For Vendetta Guy Fawkes Night November 5th Gunpowder Plot Robert Catesby Bonfire Night Guy Fawkes
Robert Catesby is a lucky man; not too many people in Great Britain have heard of him.So who is he? Or should I say: who was he?If I mention his more infamous side-kick, you may hazard a guess. I am talking about, none other than Guy Fawkes.The mists...
- How Can I Get Fit? on Oct 30, 2009 in gym procrastination football Fitness keep fit
Last night I made an arse of myself in front of strangers (yet again)!I arrived home from work, as usual, ranting to myself about work and discovered that Mrs PM wasn’t home. With monumental self control I forced myself to calm down, forgetting the...
- Dear Simon Cowell ... on Oct 28, 2009 in bad hair Simon Cowell X Factor music open letter
Dear Simon,I was stumbling and bumbling through the world wide interweb when I came across an interesting couple of facts about you.Before I go into those facts, let me assure you that I am not a crank and my intentions are honourable. I didn’t put...
