Let' Talk About Me
Blog URL http://maxbrockbank.com/lets-talk-about-me/
Located London, London United Kingdom
The ramblings of a web bloke living in sunny Lewisham
Latest Blog Posts
- Of Lovers, Bounders and Utopian Fantasy on Oct 22, 2009 in London Personal WordPress Ayatollah Bacon Sandwich Bounders Buffet Lunches Cheap Suit Chums Goblin Infidelity Lenin London Pub Nutshell Public Dialogue Sandwhich Scarlet Woman Simon Cowell Social Interaction Social Situation Telling The Truth Utopian Fantasy Vehemence Wednesday Evening West End Theatre Yank
This is the post I tried to write last week using Wordpress for Blackberry but which got swallowed up by the Data Goblin which lies in wait for all unsuspecting early adopters. My tale begins in a London pub where I had adjourned with some frat chums...
- A short test of functionality on Oct 21, 2009 in Humour Personal Web Freakage WordPress Blackberry Blog Excuse Fantasies Few Days Functionality Love Scree
I’ve had Wordpress for Blackberry installed for a while now; managed to get the set-up right (I think) just a few days ago; haven’t yet got it to actually post anything (or have I?). I tried the other day: wrote a scree about life and lov...
- Why Twitter is bad for your health on Sep 9, 2009 in Personal Twitter Web Freakage Best Efforts Followers FollowFridays Fridays Half An Hour Health Health Warning Large Portion Nerve Sheer Skipping Meals Stress Truth Tweets Twittering
Yes, Twitter is bad for your health. Some reasons … It’s addictive: you’ll find yourself skipping meals eventually It’s aggravating: why, if you follow all the rules, does no-one follow you? It’s annoying: despite your...
- The Brilliant Logic Behind the Climate Change Camp on Aug 27, 2009 in Lewisham London Personal Transport Ad Campaign Arid Desert Carbon Dioxide Production Climate Change Global Temperatures Greenwich Park Grown Ups Hotbed Interest Group Moody Teenagers Morsel Oil Company Protest Traffic Royal Park Rush Hour Traffic Sacred Truth South East London Summer Temperatures Thirties Traffic Jams Ups
The Climate Change Camp is typical of the entire Climate Change lobby: they act like a bunch of moody teenagers. As I write, several dozen well-meaning individuals have positioned themselves in that hotbed of oil company activity, Greenwich Royal Par...
- Let’s face it, we’re all narrow-minded on Aug 25, 2009 in History Personal Assassinations Bottleneck Elks Escape Route Footpath Giant Elk Human Brain Lamppost Litter Bin London Paris Mail Box Mammoths Obesity Epidemic Pain In The Arse Passageway Personal Appearance Primitive Ancestors Sarah Palin Stalkers Trash Bag Vegetarians
I want to suggest something. That despite wishy-washy vegetarians seemingly being stationed at every corner, we are all flesh-maddened hunters at heart: hunting behaviour is hardwired into the human brain. This is not about mad stalkers or assassin...
- Following You, Following Me on Aug 21, 2009 in Personal Twitter Web Freakage WordPress Agony Aunt Celebrity Status Enigma Machine Ff Follower Followers Grea Journalist Knee Jerk Reaction Matt Cutts Movie U571 Parasites People Personal Trainer Radio Presenter Ransom Notes Rhyming Couplets San Francisco Seo Spammer Stranger Thrust U571 Universe Venn Diagram Wordcamp World War Two
Just a short post. Oh by the way, before I launch into the main thrust of my talk, I saw a video today of Matt Cutts giving a talk at WordCamp San Francisco 2009 in which he said that bloggers should post about the things they know best, so actually...
- It’s all going very well — now watch some bastard spoil it on Aug 5, 2009 in Uncategorized Al Qaeda Angelina Jolie Bad Hair Day Bastard Bus Company Cardboard Box Cia Claustraphobic Desk Clutter Excesses Headwind Home Today Local Bus Marching Bands Personal Appearance Probation Period Real World Security Guards Shape Stylings Targets Three Months Two And A Half Years Weather
Today marks the the end of my “probation period” at my latest job. Three months of not really screwing up in a noticable way. For reasons I won’t go into now, I can’t say who I work for, but it’s not MI5 or MIB or the CI...
