Orbis Terrorum
Blog URL http://orbisterrorum.blogspot.com/
Located London, London United Kingdom
Tags satire, news, satitical, spoof, politics, comedy, terrorism, humor, humour
A “finger” on the pulse of British terror. Now incorporating the “skinny” on British counterterror. It is News.
Latest Blog Posts
- Child Migrants Thank PM on Nov 15, 2009
(Last year, Prince Charles apologised to the great-grandchildren of Edwardian orphans who were dressed as bees and made to pollunate flowers in the grounds of Windsor Castle.)Child migrants in British prisons and detention centres have welcomed PM Go...
- Leaks reveal roads, schools, hospitals result of Libya deal: dismantling to start Thursday on Sep 1, 2009
Confidential documents, leaked out today, show that ministers only approved much of the infrastructure of Kent, England, as part of an agreement with Libya.The documents show that ministers initially tried to exclude Kent from the deal, saying that i...
- Go Forth and Divide on Aug 27, 2009
News scientists at Fleet Street University have discovered a remarkable new function on calculators which looks set to revolutionise. The function is believed to map the Cartesian product of the reals and the reals excluding zero onto the reals. It...
- Times to Drop “Torture” Quotes Before Next Millennium on Aug 19, 2009
In a move which many will see as treason, the Times Newspaper of London has promised to seriously consider dropping its scare quotes in all references to substantiated torture – by the year 3001.“This is our current policy when mentioning torture...
- This Is Not A $cam!!!!!!!!!!!! on Aug 19, 2009
Quit smoking (spitting, picking your nose, making racist remarks etc.) and earn money! Learn the surprising secret of earning over $33 000 a month simply by kicking noxious habits. How? Read more (or suffer ten years bad luck).Unsolicited merchant...
- British Uniform on May 11, 2009
(Thing of the past: it is hoped that the uniform will put a stop to class struggle.)Trials for the new British Uniform are to go ahead today in Manchester despite wry looks from civil liberties groups.The uniforms come in a wide variety of colours, i...
- Lazy Man Completes Marathon by Accident on May 11, 2009
A Berkshire man, crippled by chronic laziness, was amazed to learn today that he’d completed a Marathon without realising he was running one. The gruelling race took just over 13 years to complete, and looks set to enter the Guinness Book of Recor...
