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  • Royal mistakes Newcastle for a new castle on Aug 2, 2009 in News

    Princess Eugenie has accepted a place at Newcastle University in the mistaken belief she was actually being given a castle. A source close to the royal family said the Queen was keen for a young royal to beef up the Windsor brand in the north east,...

  • Royal mistakes Newcastle for a new castle on Aug 2, 2009 in News

    Princess Eugenie has accepted a place at Newcastle University in the mistaken belief she was actually being given a castle. A source close to the royal family said the Queen was keen for a young royal to beef up the Windsor brand in the north east,...

  • Ask Hen – Newslap’s domestic goddess washes away your pain on Jul 18, 2009 in Problem page

    Spilt red wine on your sofa? Got sick in your hair? Need to get rid of a body? Henrietta Truloop is here to solve all your everyday practical problems. Dear Henrietta, Last week I murdered three people and posted them in little bits to addresses pic...

  • Ask Hen – Newslap’s domestic goddess washes away your pain on Jul 18, 2009 in Problem page

    Spilt red wine on your sofa? Got sick in your hair? Need to get rid of a body? Henrietta Truloop is here to solve all your everyday practical problems. Dear Henrietta, Last week I murdered three people and posted them in little bits to addresses pic...

  • Ben Fogle’s council house diary – day one on Jul 5, 2009 in Features News

    Follow the first day of Ben Fogle’s toughest challenge yet… James and I arrived on this big red creature which seemed happy to carry us – some refered to it as ‘a bus’. Used a map, compass and the moon to locate camp.

  • Fogle and Cracknell fail in council flat challenge on Jul 5, 2009 in News

    Foppish duo Ben Fogle and James Cracknell, famous for pointless feats of endurance and growing beards, have failed in their bid to live in public sector housing for two weeks. Fogle, who has rowed across the Atlantic and walked to the south pole wit...

  • Ben Fogle’s council house diary – day one on Jul 5, 2009 in Features News

    Follow the first day of Ben Fogle’s toughest challenge yet… James and I arrived on this big red creature which seemed happy to carry us – some refered to it as ‘a bus’. Used a map, compass and the moon to locate camp.