Herbert Rumbelow
Blog URL http://hrumbelow.wordpress.com
Located London, London United Kingdom
Tags humour, funny, comedy, laughs, amusing, celebrity, letters, odd, daft
The musings of one man and his modest laptop as he contacts the great and good with all manner of queries...
Latest Blog Posts
- Dear June Sarpong… on Nov 20, 2009 in Emails
Dear June, As one of the top 10 most recognisable voices in all of Europe, I wonder if you could help me with a little problem I have. As the owner of a dalmatian with little in the way of an attention span, I am constantly calling his name (Sandy in...
- Dear Robbie Williams… on Nov 20, 2009 in Emails
Dear Robbie, Can you smelt? Smelting is one of my favourite past times and I am looking to induct more people into the art. Just this week, I have already produced 376 grams of steel from a rough lump of iron ore, a process I undertook at my local sm...
- Dear Lee from Blue… on Nov 1, 2009 in Emails
Dear Lee from Blue, I have recently come into possession of a model of the London sewage system made entirely from soap. It is NOT important how this came to happen (though I will say, it has nothing to do with car boot sales, auction houses or my lo...
- Dear Kanye West… on Oct 25, 2009 in Emails
Dear Kanye, Have you ever bathed in scrumpy? Yours, – Herbert Rumbelow...
- Dear Linda Bellingham… on Oct 15, 2009 in Uncategorized
Dear Linda, What’s the average waiting time for a bus in your area? Round here it is 17 minutes, long enough to strim the lawn on a good day. Yours, – Herbert Rumbelow...
- Dear Bill Clinton… on Oct 12, 2009 in Emails
Dear Bill, What would you consider the greatest album of all time? My friend George (who was once considered as a potential keyboard technician in Haircut 100) contends that this honour should be held by David Bowie’s 1979 effort, ‘Lodger...
- Dear Arlene Philips… on Oct 10, 2009 in Emails
Dear Arlene, Which lottery numbers do you play? My friend George and I put on the same line each week in the hope we might one day win enough to buy a concrete Mammoth for the garden. Our numbers are: 1, 15, 21, 22, 24 and 38 and we chose them for th...
