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An irreverent and offensive journey through the land of old video games, football, internet, technology, music, culture and your mum. In English.

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  • Letters Page #4 on Nov 22, 2009 in love letters public

    That's right, kids! It'd the return of the BBBPPP retard gawp-o-thon. Seriously though, stop laughing. It's not funny. Gogol would have argued that you're just laughing at yourself - that's bad enough. But the truth is you'd be laughing at the utterl...

  • Postmodern Haiku Alert on Nov 8, 2009 in haiku writing poetry

    If it can't be done in 17 syllables, get over yourself.=Utility's great!Makes things useful, like shaving.Shame it's my penis.==See? Easily done.

  • Less-than-20 word story on Nov 5, 2009 in fiction writing short story

    Citizens! Less is more!=="Ouch!", squeaked mum.Rory looked agog with the harsh realisation that he had clasped the wrong anus.==End transmission.

  • The Man is not for Twitting on Nov 2, 2009 in music twitter hot melts popjustice myspace liverpool

    I ruddy hate Twitter. Everyone babbles on about it like it's the second coming. In a way it is - it's the technological equivalent of a circle jerk that everyone can get involved with, thus guaranteeing multiple orgasms. However, I do like pop blog P...

  • Ice Hockey Hair on Oct 29, 2009 in big and rich ice hockey music internet america

    Now I don't know about you, but Liverpool bores the cake out of me sometimes. There might be a few things a week that I'll go to, gigs and films and whatnot, and that's great. But being a roving bastion of activity, I need things to do every hour of...

  • Resumed Service on Oct 25, 2009 in london radio haiku craft

    Oh goodness. It's been a good 7 months since I last dipped into this mire of patheticness. Since then I have moved to London, lived in Edinburgh, rebecome a student and travelled across Europe. But I've had enough of that and am certainly not a gloat...

  • Letters Page #3 on Mar 6, 2009 in letters public

    People, people, people. What have you done? You came so far, all the way from prehistorical spermatoid protozoa, to hulking champions of this sphere and beyond. What a valiant, unprecedented odyssey. But wait! We've got distracted with things like CC...