Private Secret Diary
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Located Sandringham, Norfolk United Kingdom
The Norfolk one that took the world by storm.
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- The Toddler plays on a roundabout with large plastic ducks. on Nov 23, 2009 in private secret diary
Across Tennessee. By Kia. There is a roundabout at Dollywood that is designed for little kiddies. They ride on large plastic ducks. The Toddler climbs on to a duck. She has a look of utter delight on her face. Honestly, sometimes I could break down a...
- I see Dolly Parton’s uncle. on Nov 16, 2009 in USA private secret diary
“This is Dolly Parton’s uncle,” comes the announcement. Dolly Parton’s uncle walks on to the stage. He does not look much like Dolly Parton, but I take his ‘uncle’ claim at face value, as everybody else in the band...
- “If your erection lasts for longer than four hours then contact your doctor.” on Nov 10, 2009 in private secret diary
Across Tennessee. By Kia. I switch off the television set. Then I switch it back on again, to double check what I am hearing. It is startling. We do not have advertisements like this in Britain, not even on Sky Sports 3. Personally, if I have an erec...
- “I feel a little violated,” admits Short Tony. on Nov 9, 2009 in General administration stuff
“It wasn’t you then?” I enquire. “No. I’d have needed to ask what buttons to press and all that.” I’ve been writing this for almost six years now. Occasionally, funny things happen. Bizarre, flattering, alarm...
- Day 1: Ghost Town in the Sky. on Nov 6, 2009 in USA private secret diary
Across Tennessee. By Kia. To get to Tennessee, you have to drive across a bit of North Carolina. I gun the Kia into action. It is a woman’s gun. North Carolina turns out to be a very pleasant place. I may go back there one day, and explore a bi...
- We arrive at the airport. on Nov 2, 2009 in private secret diary
“There is an airplane!!!” I tell the Toddler. I am one of those people who are still enamoured by the idea of transatlantic air travel being glamorous. I like Britain, and I like the United States, and I like going on holiday, and I like...
- I stagger back into the Cottage. on Oct 27, 2009 in General administration stuff
It seems as if I have been away for months and months. I am very tired, due to the jet lag. There is a pile of post on the floor!!! This is exciting. I sort the post. There are three items for me. Two of them are a mobile phone bill and a new debit c...
